Just stop screaming bitch,
Then I'll take off the duct tape...
Now suck my man-cock!

Corpulent, lazy and tusked; the Walrus truly is the noblest of animals

this thread is awful
it really pushes good taste
nuke it from orbit

edit it seems I'm wrong
the goons are perverted guys
rape rape rape rape rape

The Walrus fucked around with this message at Dec 01, 2003 around 17:10

Nothing to see here. read the post first.

mom i have always
loved the way your skin felt
under my body

But, what ends when the symbols shatter?

This could possibly be the greatest thread ever created.

Evil gets an upgrade

I swear she said "yes"
She dresses like she wants it
Acquited again!

Nothing to see here. read the post first.

school girls are o.k.
mutes can not scream for any help
but dad is the best

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

some say it's wrong
but I digress
remove your dress

Professional Dork

You don't like hentai?
Tentacles need some love, too.
Quit being a prude.

I know a lot about rap, but it does'nt matter because rap fucking sucks. Also Ann Arbor is a whore, Go Buckeyes.

the only true judge
of the accuser's real age
is a jury

ah the rohypnol
liquid panty remover
put it in her ass

__________________
Flamingmuse: Funny, but not "lmao" funny.

Some say love, it is a river that drowns
the tender reed. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.

Shivvy, dude!

the red heat spreads low
down between our heaving chests
the rope bleeds your love

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

I like the crying
the moaning, and the pained screams.
her anus is torn

I'm crushing your head!

dogs bang who they please
as do I
red and blue lights flash

Shivvy, dude!

eyes gaze up at me
the roofies are wearing off
you chew off my cock

dangerously cheesy

wait, did you say no?
i cannot hear you that well
stuffed sock muffling voice

Carpe diem

No No! She screams crazy
Sorry, double negatives!
Two no's means one yes you bitch

m2sbr what

She did not say no,
I thought that she wanted it.
And silence means yes!

quote:

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this thread

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Shivvy, dude!

i grasp your haunches
pour my love in your backside
too bad sheep can't talk

My mom says I'm teh 1337

My penis grows larger
She claims she's only thirteen
Blood in her panties

Nothing to see here. read the post first.

maybe might mean yes
yes is always good to hear
but no feels so right

"Yo."

creepy man no no
please do not rape me because
i have coochie warts

That wasn't a drug!
The beer was just way too strong!
She told me I could.

Shivvy, dude!

i grip your damp sides
viagra drips in your veins
you are my dick toy

Evil gets an upgrade

No condom for me
Take it all and keep it in
Have my rape baby

Tastes like old man mouth...

they call it date rape
we just met at a party
that's no fucking date

Rape is wrong I say
But everyone is doing it
So I say join in

Shivvy, dude!

agony downstairs
your pucker screams in protest
only serves me well

I don't want your cock!
Fine, I promise not to bite*
*too softly to sever.


accept my seed
Noone fucks with the Jesus
Except a Mary like yourself.


I dunno... I got nothing

This bloody broomstick
Shall forever remind me
Of my cellmate's love

As I stalk my prey
A smile spreads across my face
Surprise sex is fun

I'm a Kappa Sig,
Raped a freshman... hey is that
The Dave Matthews Band?

Shanghai Tippytap

this tequila has
given me the urge to sex
your dead grandmother

You know you want it
Squirming just makes me harder
Drink all of my piss

Had no effect on the Peep whatsoever. As noted earlier, this was quite a disappointment.

didn't ask for head
but is it still called rape if
they're already dead?

Tastes like old man mouth...

Detective Benson
I have something to tell you:
I am your father

quote:

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Capn_D came out of the closet to say:
I'm a Kappa Sig,
Raped a freshman... hey is that
The Dave Matthews Band?

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When you factor in the cost of gas and labor hours, it's more expensive to scrounge food from dumpsters.

One can never find
solace from rape jokes in life
what the fuck is up

in america
according to RAINN someone
is raped every six min.

__________________
browse my SA Mart thread

BERSERKER

Got you from behind
Is that your anus bleeding
Or are you just wet?

You know the film.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

quote:

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Insult to injury came out of the closet to say:

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Rape is just prudent
Who could afford a hooker
On this salary

Had no effect on the Peep whatsoever. As noted earlier, this was quite a disappointment.

quote:

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Arson Equity came out of the closet to say:
in america
according to RAINN someone
is raped every six min.

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feel my e-wrath

fap fap fap fap fap
stabby stabby stab stab stab stab
fap fap fap fap fap

-or-

bitch I done told you
this cock ain't gon suck itself
best make with the suck

I'm about to break!

quote:

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The Walrus came out of the closet to say:
this thread is awful
it really pushes good taste
nuke it from orbit

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shut your goddamn mouth
you just prove that at some times
rape is justified

These strange bumps on my forehead are actually an implant that enable me to fornicate with people or things of lesser intelligence.

quote:

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The Walrus came out of the closet to say:
this thread is awful
it really pushes good taste
nuke it from orbit

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Sir Mix-a-Lot for President

pull up to the school
bait them into my love den
"hey, want some skittles"

My mom says I'm teh 1337

quote:

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Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:


I agree with you,
This thread is really distasteful.
But the Goons like it.

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Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

Excuse me, Madame.
Does this smell like chloroform?
I said smell it, bitch.

Meditation is stronger than ROBOTS

quote:

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Knight came out of the closet to say:
Got you from behind
Is that your anus bleeding
Or are you just wet?

You know the film.

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I'm butter-side up, baby.

You are beautiful
We'll be happy together
Scream and I'll kill you

Edit: 5-7-5, the magical thing that is haiku. Hoopti Goo!

So she's only
Five years old but her anus
is tight like she was three.

Had no effect on the Peep whatsoever. As noted earlier, this was quite a disappointment.

Take you to my house.
Sit your ass down, give you my
gift of surprise sex!

I'm Censor McBleep
Cease this vulgar talk at once
Or I'll start to cry

BERSERKER

quote:

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AndGoatForMe came out of the closet to say:
It's not deliverance...I'm stuck...Irreversable?

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Angry for coins

Fuck her with a knife
In her ass I stuck my cock
Killing as I come

(Name that metal band?)

Hold Still. Don't Worry. This won't hurt me a bit.

Pearly white cum drips
swirls and screams
mixes with the blood

I'm butter-side up, baby.

since we all believe
babies make my AIDS go away
I will borrow yours

Todd is God so fuck off.

Can't rape the willing
So it is impossible
For me to be raped

However, I can
Force a guy to do the deed
If I withold drugs

I'm about to break!

quote:

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Govtcheez came out of the closet to say:

Whiny fucking bitches
If you don't like it, get out
Here are 5 more syl

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Better Red Than Dead

Sticking in her ass
She loves to take my hard cock
Quit your screaming bitch

quote:

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Angry Communist came out of the closet to say:


Your avatar is
fitting to your attitude.
5 gold man-babies.

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I'm a fucking asshole

you know i love you
but why don't you love me back?
filthy fucking whore

i know what you do
you fuck the best guys, you slut
i'm not good enough

well you know what, bitch
i'm going to make you fuck me
bend the fuck over

take it in the ass
stop screaming, whore, i know you like this
guzzle my cum down

now that i am done
i'm going to have to kill you
so that you won't snitch

sorry about this
it's the only choice i have
goodbye, my sister

^
holy.living.fuck.

I'm about to break!

quote:

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teekun came out of the closet to say:


oh no you di'nt
that catchphrase is bannable
hope you got ten bux

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OK, I'm sorry.
Please do not ban me, Lowtax.
I've always loved you.

I'm butter-side up, baby.

This thread delivers
I am ing so damn hard
I just shit my pants

Stick the barbed wire in
youre a very naughty girl
youll not shit again

One girl in short skirt
40 men with hands on cocks
cover her in filth

-I call it bukkake

(written by Hambeet, but hes banned atm)

Motherfucker

I smother your face
With my sweaty brown asshole
No one hears your cries

Edit: More


Semen in your hair
Terrified tears on your face
Blood between your legs

Blood is the best lube
That's why, before I enter
I knifefuck your cunt

CptPlanet fucked around with this message at Dec 01, 2003 around 18:57

Strangers die every day.

quote:

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vinnlandia came out of the closet to say:
bitch I done told you
this cock ain't gon suck itself
best make with the suck

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I like coconuts

she shakes with fear but
angry lust overtakes me.
blood mingles with sweat

Lost in Limbo

Serene mountains on your mind
Your spirit dodges the storm
The cock approaches the trapped vagina

The Dude Abides

Grab-ed from behind,
You thought pregnancy was bad,
Your baby has AIDS.

Surprise sex again
Indictment not conviction
Scream? I will cut you.

I put 200 on double dragon, dude

you're still a virgin?
not for long, bitch. hahaha.
don't bleed on my cock.

Formerly GoatRearEnd

Ahem.

My dick is in you
Just pretend I'm your boyfriend.
though I just killed him.

Thank you. Thank you.

"Monkey Lincoln? More like Funky Stinkin! Because you stink!"

It won't be so bad
Trust me, I've done this before
Breathe the Chloroform

Japanese Schoolgirls
I've got a pile of em
Tied up in my house

Pound you in the ass
With all those ruphies you drank
You won't feel a thing

I detest Sleep. Waking means I've slept, and sleep dissolves what certainty I have left.

Warm summer airs blows
gently shifting the leaves like
bukkake on face

quote:

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Wondermonkey opened his rape-hole to say:
Rape is just prudent
Who could afford a hooker
On this salary

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and now... unleash the corpse!

Hello. You look nice.
May I shove my cock up your
Fine, Christmas-ham ass?

No? Oh, what a shame.
I believe I will do so
anyway. [tear skirt]

SO TENDER

Now I will go prowl
For I can't afford small boys
Like Michael Jackson

The banner inspired me.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

cruising the schoolyards
there is one that looks like fun
amber alert my ass

first night in state prison
leroy staring at my ass
gotta make a shank

I THINK SPACE IS FOR STUPID FAGGOTS!! I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT I AM WORTHLESS PILE OF HUMAN WRECKAGE THAT TAKES UP WAY TOO MUCH OF SAID SPACE!!!! >:-(

Handy little pills
Wait until their heads are turned
Getting laid tonight!

I am your apocalypse, I am your belief un-rocked, I'm the illegitimate Son of God!

he was a skater boi
she said see you later boi
now he's raping her

when raping avril
makes things less complicated
to kill the bitch first

You suck.

quote:

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poopcutter came out of the closet to say:
cruising the schoolyards
there is one that looks like fun
amber alert my ass

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We can't stop here!

ITT I rape
and rape and rape, rape again!
also some more rape

Area man

quote:

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Chemicalis came out of the closet to say:
he was a skater boi
she said see you later boi
now he's raping her

when raping avril
makes things less complicated
to kill the bitch first

---

Can't envision rape
The worst sin on this filthy Earth--
Will you scream YES already!

TobiX fucked around with this message at Dec 01, 2003 around 21:17

Helping bring armageddon just a little bit faster.

quote:

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Chemicalis came out of the closet to say:
he was a skater boi
she said see you later boi
now he's raping her

when raping avril
makes things less complicated
to kill the bitch first

---

This is genius, though I would make a few slight changes in word choice to the second haiku.

I hope this thread finds
A quick way to the front page.
Now who voted 1?

necrophilia?
not as long as they're still warm.
now you can't say "no".

Absolutely no espressos allowed motherfucker.

the best thing about
7-year olds is hearing
the pelvis snapping.

__________________
fuck that, I've been saying that since before it was cool to cry on your grandpa's sweater

You damn greedy cunt
I wanted to keep the kids
Now I will rape them

your sister sucks cock
but she's not sucking my cock
cuz i'm fuckin' her

You will suck my dick
If you try to bite it off
I will shoot you dead



Searing pain of sex
Stings like a thousand needles
Consciousness is lost



I see her in dreams
And behind the store counter
She is mine tonight

today i was sick.
i felt a little woozy.
('woozy' means 'infant').

tied up and crying
fist deep covered in your blood
you look so precious

Aural Sodomy

quote:

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Celer came out of the closet to say:
Detective Benson
I have something to tell you:
I am your father

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Ditch fucked around with this message at Dec 01, 2003 around 22:01

Head of FYaD Research & Development

Why is rape so bad?
Your penis looks much bigger
In their little hands.

I use your tears as
A machine uses oil
As I grind you down.

my mind secedes

Really, I don't mind.
You took me out for dinner.
That's consent enough.

Luke, maybe now is
not the best time for this, but
I am your father.

I have the cure for your problems.

Soft feel of leather
stubble burns deep on my back
reminds me of dad.

Sweet, sweet 6 year old
my cock looks big in your hands
uncle says swallow.

Armed and Dangerous

My knife to your neck
Slide the diapers off you
I love baby rape

to represent the other end of the spectrum:

I grind into you
My hands silence your screaming
Oops I broke your hip

smacktard fucked around with this message at Dec 01, 2003 around 22:28

Angry for coins

quote:

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Cannibal Corpse

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iddqd

she thought it was love
alcohol can trick the mind
oops i gave her AIDS

Everywhere I go I come to and am There?

Dirty Fucking Whore
Eat my cock like stick of butter
Gagging on the Grease.




Little Asian Slut
Put my Wang in your Ying Yang
Come Fuck Confucious

my girlfriend likes rape
i hold her down muffle her
mouth stick fingers in

Got ham?

Roofies in the drink
Grab hair, nod head up and down.
See? She just said yes.

Absolutely no espressos allowed motherfucker.

I'm sorry. I thought
tears and screaming were just part
of really great sex.

__________________
fuck that, I've been saying that since before it was cool to cry on your grandpa's sweater

The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.

Resisted at first,
but Ashley loved me wearing
my John Stamos mask

I had a girl, once...
But then the mortician called
the fucking police

Forgot my lube, but
Blood's better than astroglide
Fucking take it, bitch.

incessant crying
girl tries to stop my poundings
too late im her dad

Model Penal Code...
(ha ha ha I said "penal")
Oops, this Haiku's done!

__________________
"After I had sex I felt stupid for driving all that way just to have sex."
T-Diddy will always be my 1337 Sig Borthar.

I'm a good...work...guy...

Coming for your ass
Cock slides into your colon
Bloody but so good

Hungry for fun time,
Grandpa play joke on sister,
Blew it in her butt.

Skullfuck the cunt now!
Balls drain into ear canal
Dumped her in the lake.

Drilled hole in her head,
A Craftsman ripped that shit up.
Baby heads are soft.

Airtight seal that up,
Balls and shaft forced in at once.
Come again next month!

No need to struggle
First was your virginity
Now your life, bitch

Get in my van now
You will get some good candy
And my penis too

'Cause they're gay.

what the fuck is this
can't we all please go back to
hating the obese?

"I AM ERROR."

it's statutory?
but she said she was eighteen
oops! turns out HE's nine!

blacklisted by the FDA

clean up my vomit
from inside your pussy hole
and lick my ass crack

I will answer your questions about Gore-Tex

Stab the womb
Lose blood, can smell now
It is justified

Lord Asshole Pärkenführer,
Second Class

They say "no means no"
But I'm a schizophrenic
I say, no means yes!

The flush of her skin
The gleaming of her blue eyes
Hope her mom's asleep

It wasn't rape, she is just easy

I can't buy a pack
of smokes, without runnin' into
five guys your have fucked.

Man, she is way drunk.
but, what if she gets preggo
preggo in the ass?

uhh not a haiku just a little rhyme
shit..
i got nothing


Cock ass cock
i fuck sheep
they stray from the flock
sheep buttholes so tight around my cock

Area man

Hello little girl
Where are your mom and daddy?
here, have some candy

you uppity bitch
your screams only make me hard
here comes the pain train!

tripwire fucked around with this message at Dec 03, 2003 around 17:20

I snap Your frail
Neck,Pound my cock in your cunt
cock ass cock


horrible again but so is this thread











i love it

Please stop your crying
Unless you want to end up
Like your mother did

I won't go to jail
It's not a repeat offense
If they don't catch me

I sit quitely, waiting in a bush
Waiting for this hour, when she is alone
The last light goes out, then inside I rush
She can't call for help, I cut off her phone.
With knife in hand I walk down her hallway
As I get close to her door, my heart pounds
I was stalking her, waiting for today
Opening her door I now make no sounds

I quickly cast away her white bed sheet
Holding her strug'ling arms above her head
Thrusting away I can feel her moist heat
I take out my knife and stab till she's dead
The judge said I'd get life, without parole
Now there's a black man raping my asshole

(is a sonnet OK?)

(edit)-

I lay beside her
Hilary Duff is asleep
Later I'm in jail

(for you haiku fans)

Humidifier_Man fucked around with this message at Dec 03, 2003 around 17:37

let me get duct tape
struggle not against my rage
take a hit, you bitch

drugged, you are all mine
whipped, i relish your shrill screams
so fucked up inside

surrender tonight
how my blade sings your last song
when you're struck with it

make a getaway
as pain, pleasure mix within
more, more, must have more...





this thread is so bad. but oh so good...

quote:

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The Walrus came out of the closet to say:
edit it seems I'm wrong
the goons are perverted guys
rape rape rape rape rape

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Tell me, I forget. Show me, I learn. Involve me, I understand.

Rape is not cool guys
I dont think you guys get it
Screw you guys -- goin home

Who's she beating up? YOU!

I wrote thie a couple years ago. Who knew I'd ever have reason to use it.

Ode to anal rape
It's the tightest hole there is
Exit only? Bah!